- My family moved out of the home we've lived in my entire life (albeit, our new home is only 5 minutes away)
- I went to the midnight showing of the last Harry Potter movie (which is a big deal as I've literally grown up with Quidditch and Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans)
Mmmm BBEFB's tastiest flavours?
- My laptop has reached the end of its nearly 5 year life in plumes of smoke and fireworks (okay not so much the pyrotechnics, but it lived a good life all the same), and with its grievous passing is the end of my PC days (yes, I've caved and gone Mac).
<-- Not my laptop thank goodness
- What you are all probably interested in (unless you stumbled upon this blog by chance while looking for videos of kangaroo and gator fights, for which you will be sorely disappointed because there are actually no gators in Australia, as they're all crocodiles) is the end of my adventures in Australia, culminating in an equally epic family trip through Australia and New Zealand. (Okay, so it wasn’t epic to the Harry Potter degree of slaying Death Eaters, but we did journey the seas with some fearsome pirates, ferocious orcs, and some deceptively cute little hobbits, as well as a smattering kiwis, of the feathered and non-feathered variety.)
(Oh and one more ending: The end of my procrastination of writing this last blog entry - sorry it's so late!)
In honor of Harry Potter (which has no other relation to this blog other than the fact that I saw it recently and it’s on my mind), I bring you:
Fantastic Beasts (and People) and Where to Find Them: Aussie/Kiwi Edition
1. The Minke Whale (and about 1,000 other species of marine life...)
Last Reported Sighting: On a three-day live aboard dive trip embarked upon by 4 expert whale-watchers (i.e. me and my family)
Appearance: Massive in size (especially when they're only a few feet away!) - around 7m/24ft max. We thought they were overgrown dolphins when we saw their dorsal fins surface at first.
Field Notes: Though I've unfortunately had to give up my lifelong dream of becoming a pirate (ARRR ain't got me sea legs matey), snorkeling with Minke whales and scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef was, to use the word of the day, epic.
Speaking of large animals!
Turtle turtle turtle
Feel free to add your own vocalizations of "Under the Sea" as you watch this.
2. The Rainbow Lorikeet, the (OMG-it's-a-) Kangaroo, and the (I-am-not-a-bear-) Koala
Last Reported Sighting: You guessed it, back at Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary. I couldn't leave Australia without saying bye to my Aussie animal friends (Plus my sister wanted to hug a koala!)
Habits:
Koala: Sleeping. Sleeping. Oh wait...no, still sleeping.
Lorikeet: Waking me up at 5am at Duchesne with their obnoxious screeching, but making up for it with incomparably beautiful plumage (once i've put in my earplugs that is...)
Appearance:
Don't try this at home kids. Anna's a professional.
Hello there!
He was a bit sleepy - surprise surprise!
3. Glowing Cannibalistic Fly Larvae (err let’s just call them Glow Worms…)
Last Reported Sighting: Waitomo Blackwater Rafting caves in northern New Zealand
Appearance: Try merging Milky Way stargazing with a water park tube ride, only in an underground cave instead of plastic tube, and bioluminescent fly larvae twinkling above your head instead of stars.

Field Notes: Ice cold, pitch black, sooo cool.
4. The OrcLast Reported Sighting: Desolate fields of Mordor (also known as Tongariro National Park for non-Lord of the Rings fans) at the base of Mount Doom (A.K.A. Mount Ngauruhoe)
Appearance:
Don't be fooled by their friendly appearance, these Orcs are fearsome beasts to hike all the way to the base of the mountain.
It's a bit less ominous with snow instead of lava...
5. The Hobbit
Last Reported Sighting: Where else but Hobbiton! The movie set of the LOTR films, that is. Tucked away in the rolling hills of northern New Zealand, surrounded by multitudes of sheep farms (which isn't saying much, as pretty much anywhere you go in New Zealand you're surrounded by sheep. There's at least twice as many sheep than people on the island.)
Habits: Hobbits live simple lives in round holes in the sides of hills, which were a bit small for us "normal-sized" folks, and didn't actually have insides (the insides are off at the film studio). They must have been pretty shy, as we didn't see any when we were there.
Appearance: Unfortunately, the film law gods don't allow me to post pictures on the internet for public display (they made us sign a form because of the new movie coming out), so I guess you'll just have to watch it to see what we saw!
This is just what it looked like! (only real, not a drawing...with a few more construction tools lying about, and a few more sheep)
6. The Kiwi
Appearance: There are two species of kiwis in New Zealand. There's the humanoid Kiwi:
and the birdlike kiwi, which apparently few Kiwis have ever seen :
Last Reported Sighting: We stumbled upon both species after our ride down the Rotorua Luge (think a big downhill racetrack on wheeled-sleds, but 10x more fun than you would expect) in a quaint little wildlife park next door. It had a house that tricked the kiwis into thinking day was night and night was day, as they're nocturnal - kind of reminds me of my summer sleeping schedule).
The rare skiing kiwi can only be sighted in the Tongariro National Park. Adults tend to stick to the green slopes, while juveniles have been reported on slopes as dangerous as black diamond. Please ski with care.
7. The last entry in this field journal is not a "beast" at all, but a person. Actually, a whole lot of persons: Everyone in Australia who I am leaving behind, who made my experience truly “epic” and so, so special.
A friend of mine from Duchesne wrote a narrative story about my adventures in Australia (curiously centered around food...). I considered theming this blog in a similar way, but didn't think I could pull off the creative genius the way she did ;)
To all of my Aussie friends, there is so much I am going to miss:
- Spontaneous trips to the chocolate bar when our movie’s sold out and we have two hours to kill
- Chasing the grumpy goose by the lake even though I know it means certain death
- Going up for seconds (and thirds...) of ice cream at dinner for no other reason than we’ve been sitting there for so long they’ve brought out a new flavor
- Pancakes at 2am that have never tasted so amazing
- Going to movies on a Friday/Saturday night and hardly ever making it there and back on public transportation without something going wrong and having to call a taxi
- Homemade birthday cards with notes from all of my friends and some people I hadn’t even met (and I'm not sure if I ever met?)
- Dancing like fools on the couches at Birdees because it’s a Tuesday night and we're the only ones there
- Laughing with Aussie friends trying to imitate American accents, while failing miserably at remembering to call green peppers “capsicum," my flip-flops "thongs," and keeping to the LEFT when going up the stairs in the library.
Though being back home does have it’s perks: Anna will attest to how giddy I was about $1.50 bottles of water and $1.00 loaves of bread at the store, not to mention 24/7 internet on my phone, and driving on the right side of the road (though I nearly ran over a jogger with my bike when I tried to pass him on the wrong side…).
I am going to miss everyone sooo much!
For those of you Aussie people who read this: You better stay in touch, and when you all come to the states to go see Harry Potter World (which is apparently the #1 reason for coming to the U.S. now...), though Missouri is nowhere near Orlando, if you don’t send me an owl that you’re in the country expect a Howler in your mailbox upon your return to the Land Down Under ;)